No She's Not Retarded...She's HOT!!

Happy Friday, Chuckleheads!!

We had another IWS reader submission which is incredibly nice.  The more items you guys submit to us for publication, the fewer times you will have to listen to Jayman or myself.

Anyhoo and to wit...

IWS's fave resident scientist, Desert Rat sent us a picture of herself from her, shall we say, more formative years.

This picture is proof positive that neither the toxic levels associated with materials such as lead nor graphite can stunt the brilliance or hotness of a woman while growing up:

Upon viewing this picture, you may say to yourself...

"Sure, she looks like a bright woman who happened to let her inner geek out for a second, but where is this hotness you spoke of?"

Well my friends...In addition to being a scientist who also holds an MBA, the lovely Rat today, can more than adequately fill the role and the hold the title of, Pin-Up Girl:

Brilliance AND hotness?  Oh hell yeah, it can be done, and Rat is proof positive of that.

We want to thank Rat for sending along the pictures, and remember...

You can catch Jayman and myself tomorrow night on I'm With Stupid at 6:30 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

You can access a link to our show page by clicking on our Radio tab at the top of this site, and you can catch all of our shows by utilizing the archive player on our right sidebar.

I'll be back later this evening with some information on tomorrow's show, but I can tell you now that tomorrow's IWS Radio show topic is....BEER!!

Thanks again to the uber-smart and sexy Rat, and to all of you...

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
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History, Mystery, Menstrualty

Hi gang, Michele Bachmann, GOP Presidential hopeful, congresswoman, and renowned historian, here with today’s:

I’m With Stupid’s…

This Day in History with Michele Bachmann…

On June 22^nd 1941, Germany, Italy, and Romania declared war on the Soviet Union. When I read that, I was surprised that to some degree, the Nazis were actually on OUR side. Who knew, but it makes sense, because…

Also on this date in 1941, FDR signed the GI Bill of Rights launching our nation on an irreversible path towards socialism. I find it ironic that Germany attacked the Soviet Union on this day when FDR signed that bill. It’s like Hitler was trying to save the United States from Communism.

On this date in 1969, Aretha Franklin was arrested in Detroit for creating a disturbance. She must have really been doing something bad, since most black people in Detroit can go unnoticed while sleeping on the streets and murdering law abiding white people.

On this date in 2002 an earthquake in Iran killed 261 people proving that God’s hand is mightier than their Muslim missiles and in 2009 a D.C. subway crash killed 9 proving that unlike Hitler and Mussolini, Obama cannot make the trains run on time.

Lastly, a couple of Happy Birthdays…

Today, basketball great Pete Maravich is celebrating his 63rd birthday. Let’s hope that “Pistol” loads his chamber and has a banging good B-Day today. Also…

Funny man Freddie Prinze of Chico and the Man fame is fiesta-ing his 57^th birthday, so even though his name sounds illegal, let’s wish Freddie an Ole’ Day!!

That’s all for today.

This is Michele Bachmann saying that the past is prologue, and Sarah Palin is yesterday’s news.

--Michele

And people wonder why the Matt-Man has internet and phone problems…

Lastly, a scientific report from IWS’s fave and hottest scientist, Desert Rat…

For your edification... or whatever

A recent [undocumented] study in [a top secret location] showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

And if she is menstruating she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Cheers…