Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Hollywood Skinny Actresses List

Alexa Chung






Anne Hathaway




Emma Stone





Emma Watson




Paris Hilton




Kristen Stewart


Keira Knightley




Natalie Portman




Olivia Palermo





Rosie Huntington Whitely




Victoria Beckham

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Sometimes Social Media Makes Jay Sad


Hola internet peeps, Jay here. You know, Jay is getting a little burned out so he is just going to ramble a bit today. Oh, and Jay is going to do it in third person to make it more challenging.

Sometimes Jay just doesn’t understand social media sometimes. Jay makes funny tweets that get no response at all. Like just yesterday there was hashtag game on TWitter using #badpornnames. So, being the funny guy Jay is, he went with “Julia Louis-Drypuss.” And what did Jay get for his comedic efforts? … Heartache.

No “haha’s” or “LOL’s” or favorites or retweets. Apparently Jay was the only one who thought knew that was funny. So, Jay didn’t bother following it up with “Dixie Sticks” because he knew nobody would appreciate that either. This makes Jay sad when this happens.

Do you think Dr. Oz wears his scrubs to church? I bet he does. Dr. Oz is to scrubs what Richard Nixon was to the blue suit.

Jay also brought his comedic talents to Reddit, where he is already hated, but won’t give up. On the Natalie Portman sub board, Jay saw a post about Natalie “getting back to work doing two new movies.” So, Jay commented and said “It’s about time! She’s been slacking for almost a year now.”

Again, what kind of reaction did Jay’s comment get? Heartache and down votes. Why? Because nobody on Reddit has a sense of humor. Jay got one reply and it was “Yeah, well she DID have a baby so maybe you could be a little more considerate and give her time to have the kid and recover.” This made Jay sad because he can’t believe that there are people so fucking stupid that they thought Jay was being serious with his comment.  

Mmmm … Jay loves Guinness.

You know people; nobody dislikes Chris Brown more than Jay. Not just because Jay loves Rihanna, but because Jay thinks Chris Brown is just a bad guy and his music, well, okay Jay doesn’t think Chris’ music sucks. Anyway, Jay has been noticing all the OUTRAGE over Chris performing at the Grammy’s and all the holier than thou attitudes towards him. Jay also has been noticing the very judgmental things many people have said about the late, great Whitney Houston.

But, you know what else Jay has noticed? That everyone gave Glen Campbell a standing ovation after his performance at the Grammy’s Sunday night. The reason Jay finds this interesting, is because Glen Campbell was accused of domestic violence a few times and was addicted to drugs and alcohol. So, Jay wonders why the standing-o for Glen and the tsk, tsking for Chris and Whitney. RACISM, that’s why! Jay is sure of it.

Well, after not getting any validation for his funnies on Twitter, Jay decided to try something different today. Jay went to Facebook and asked if anyone there had watched “Lilyhammer” on NetFlix. Jay thought maybe he could get a little discussion going with all the movie and TV folks over there. Take a wild guess at what Jay got from his Facebook friends? Yup, more heartache. Apparently, everyone on Facebook is ignoring Jay today.

Jay is so sad.

Anyway, Jay is starting to get longwinded so he thinks he’ll end this right here. Maybe Jay will head over to Twitter and lay down some funny for his undeserving and unsupportive followers over there. Jay could always do some Tumblr action too. But, those people aren’t much better. Jay sure as hell isn’t going to Facebook though.

Well, maybe Jay will because no matter what, Jay loves all of you even you don’t love Jay.

Also, Jay loves Guinness. Has Jay mentioned that? 

Jayman
Email: Jayman3768@gmail.com
Twitter: @Jayman_IWS
 

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Babe of the Week: Best Celebrity Boobs


This week for our Babe of the Week feature, IWS presents the best celebrity boobies.

Scarlett Johannson
Rachel McAdams
Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman 

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In other news, we Celebrated Boobies on the I'm With Stupid Podcast. We talked about all kinds of boobies. Big, small and everything in between. Also, we had a Big Boobs vs Small Boobs debate as Matt-Man lacks the appropriate level of admiration that Jayman believes small boobies deserve. And Jayman told his famous "Fake Boob Deflates in a Vegas Strip Club Story" And then of course, we had our "Pee Break w/ Schmoop" segment to pull it all together.

Also, we paid our respects to Whitney Houston and discussed her untimely death. Overall, probably our most ridiculous show ever. But, still fun and charming as always. So, check it out! Please?


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Monday, June 27, 2011

If We Allow Gay Marriage...


Then gays will get married! 

I've long had sympathy towards the Pro Life crowd because I felt they were on the side of what was truly right and moral. It hasn't helped them to push a “pro-life” line while murdering people, or the fact that at the very moment that a human being is born most pro-lifers say “you're on your own kid.”
But I still understand and respect their position when it comes to the defense of the unborn and the defenseless.

But, what I can't for life of me figure out, is their over the top anger and opposition to gay marriage. Seriously, WTF people? I mean, opposition to abortion is based on the taking a human life. So, you don't have to be a Christian conservative or even a religious person at all to agree with that. Opposition to gays though, is based solely on bigotry and strict religious doctrine. And that is no basis for denying them the legal right to marry.

I mean, if we're gonna have the federal government base all laws on just anybody's strict moral beliefs, then let's go ahead and put Rush Limbaugh in jail for violating ALL of the Seven Deadly Sins. REPEATEDLY! It's the same thing, right? Sure it is. God is no more serious about that whole “don't be gay” thing as is about the whole “don't be a fat, gluttonous adulterer and those four other things” thing. If we're gonna lay down the law on one, let's do it for all. And, anyone nodding his or her head right now and saying “Fine with me!” has never read the Bible because I'm telling ya, if we did that we would all be tossed into those reeducation camps that Michele Bachmann talks about.

I mean, we're all hypocrites right? Even on the issue of gays. Most all of agree that men together is icky while two women together is a beautiful thing and want to watch.


The argument that marriage has its roots in religion is also a loser. So what? No matter where its roots are, marriage is regulated by the government and is, in fact, a secular act. Basically you pay for a marriage license and then you find someone who is licensed by the state to perform some sort of ceremony and then sign the dotted line saying that you are officially fucked hitched. The whole “get married in a church with all kinds of religious shit” is just an voluntary add on. God is not required to be there unless you invite him.

And don't bother me with the bullshit argument that the government will FORCE the church to marry gays. Come on! Are you even listening to yourself? You say the govt shouldn't be able to force churches to marry gays, but at the same time you support the govt forcing the church NOT to marry gays. Trying to have it both ways much?

In any event, the govt isn't going to force the church to do or not do anything. That's the biggest fail argument of them all. Well, next to the whole “states right unless I disagree with what a state has voted to do then the federal government should come in a void the state law and dictate my beliefs to everyone” bullshit. Which is basically the position of every single person running for the GOP nomination for president. Except possibly Mitt Romney. He hasn't been asked today so we don't know where his position has “evolved” to.

Anyway, I'm impressed that New York is now as cool as Iowa. And I sincerely hope that this will now make New York a place where gays will want to move to. And I'm very happy for all the tax attorneys, estate planners and divorce lawyers who can just go ahead and start planning on buying that Tuscan Villa for retirement now.

But, more than anything I'm sick and tired of the amount of effort and resources that are expended on issues such as gay marriage that should be obvious and easy. And while everyone is screaming at each other over the little stuff, I wonder what our “leaders” in DC are cooking up to screw us over with next. Hmmm … It's almost like this all by design, isn't it?

Jayman