Fear and Loathing

The show this week might have been titled “Fear and Loathing” but it turned out to be all “Fun and Hilarity!”  We talked about Phobias and Fears. But, instead of a dark show filled with anxiety, it turned out to be nothing but jocularity. 

The Official Hot Mess of I’m With Stupid, Shine State Shirley called in, and as usual, she kept things lively and kept the conversation moving. And, as if that isn’t enough, Shirley’s exact opposite Mike called in.  Mike’s slow and steady approach to life was the perfect counter-balance to Shirley’s balls-out, full throttle attitude. Add to that mix your always professional hosts and you have a hot, delicious plate of Radio Magic. 

Also, in doing our research, we came across some rare and obscure phobias… 

Pornagraphobia:  The fear that women will expect men to be able to perform the same way men in porno movies can. Results in shrinkage. 

Bamaphobia: The fear that any time you turn on the TV you will be subjected to Emeril Lagasse.

Snotaloaphobia:  An anxiety disorder that happens in some guys when they meet a really attractive girl or have to speak in front of others and their anxiety triggers their allergies and they sneeze 6 or 7 times and snot gets all over their upper lip. 

Billymaysaphobia: The fear of very loud and overly-animated TV pitchmen.

Akwardaphobia:  The fear that at some point during a social gathering you will say something really stupid that results in a long awkward silence and nobody able to even look you in the eye for like an hour. 

Femmemelodramticaphobia: The fear of all things Lifetime Network related. 

Ignoraphobia:  This is where a person logs onto Skype or GTalk or some other messaging site and sees that nobody else is online and is pretty sure that EVERYONE has put them on ignore.

We didn’t really get a chance to discuss them on the show because things were just too wild and crazy. So, our egos demanded that we share our brilliance with you guys here. 

Anyway, we really do highly recommend that you check out this week’s show. It was a really good time. Thank you for your support. 

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And, don’t forget! Next week will be our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Google Plus a Social Media Experiment

Google has, once again, dipped its toes in the social media waters. And this time they mean it. Google Plus is the newest and greatest Facebook killer. Or is a the Twittah Killah? Tumblr Rumblr? Hell, I can't remember. Anyway, as usual I talked a big game about being cool and ignoring the Next Big Thing. But, when my very good HAWT friend Gnetch sent me an invite I jumped all over that baby (the invite, not Gnetch) like republican hitting on another dude in a public restroom.

So, now I'm one of the cool kids who's on Google Plus. Which means I have yet another social media platform that I open up, stare at it for ten minutes, am unable to come up with anything witty to say and just close out of it. Feel free to add me.

At this point, I would just like to say that it really frosts my balls that MOOBS don't make one as immediately internet famous as BOOBS do. Look, there are a lot of areas where women get the short end of the stick, but, social media is NOT one of those places. If you have boobs and/or a nice ass, you will rack up a decent amount of followers pretty fast.

In fact, I've actually considered doing a little experiment on this topic. I'm thinking of creating a fake Stumble Upon account and use a pic of a very attractive young lady. Then I'll stumble on all kinds of sites, blogs and videos that talk about sex. And in the middle of those I'll stumble upon posts on this blog and the world famous “I'm With Stupid” internet radio show. I'm guessing this would be a pretty successful endeavor in terms of driving traffic to this blog and the show.

I have to admit that this isn't an original idea. You see, I'm starting to get the weird feeling that some of the ridiculously hot, babes that follow me on Stumble Upon might be fakes. IKNOWRIGHT?? The first indication I had that some of them might be fake was when they followed me back. That right there is a pretty suspicious act.

If it works there, and I see no reason why it won't, I'm thinking I can expand this idea to Tumblr. This will be a little more difficult, but it can be done. I think I'm gonna need some help on this one though. I need a very attractive woman to agree to send me a bunch of sexy pics. THIS IS NOT FOR ME! IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!!

What I can do on Tumblr is post sexy pics of celebrities, funny pics and some of “my” sexy pics. Along with those will be some text posts where I talk about all the sex I'm getting and/or not getting. Talk about my bisexuality and occasionally post something talking about how deep I am and get all philosophical on everyone. Oh and some emo shit. People really love that.

So, if there is some hottie out there willing to help me in my “experiment” I would be very grateful. I think it would be fun and really, who could it hurt? Nobody was upset to find out that the blogger they thought was a lesbian in Syria turned out to be some middle aged white redneck male in the state of Georgia. So, I don't see anyone being upset if my scam social media experiment is uncovered.

So let me know if you'd like to be a part of the fun. I hope someone does. I would HATE to have to troll Myspace for old photos of hot babes who posted them and then abandoned their account for Facebook and forgot about the pics. That would be kinda creepy.

Jayman3768@gmail.com

www.twitter.com/jayman_iws

Crackerville In Da House!

Howdy Ho folks!  Crackerville here. Some of you may know me by Wacky Cracky, or the Crackinator, or Sexy Cracky or my favorite, Crackerlicious. As you should recall, I was the featured guest on I’m With Stupid: The Sandwich Show episode.  That was the day I set the internets on fire and Matt-Man and Jayman made me famous! 

So, when Jayman suggested over on Twitter that maybe I could do a guest post for the IWS blog, I responded “I’m at your service!” Cause that’s just the sweet and thoughtful kind of girl I am. In fact, if you ever look at my Tumblr (WARNING: SOOOOO NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!) you’ll see that I’m a very giving girl. Besides, I was one of the first I’m With Stupid Girls. So, I’ll do damn near anything for my boys.

Anyhoodle, I thought for my sure to be award-winning post here, I would go with a little stream of consciousness blogging.  Let’s do this!  

I love the internet. I’ve met so many amazing and interesting people here. If you read my Tumblr blog you’ll know what one of them is “Sir.” He’s really taught me to think outside the box. And put things inside MY box! As Matt-Man would say “Hey-OOOOO!” 

Don’t look at my Tumblr if you’re super sensitive or easily offended. There aren’t too many people like that on the internet, except for a few mouthy bitches on Twitter who are obsessed with me. In general, I guess people with a stick up their butt shouldn’t be following me. 

Branson, MO likes to call itself the “Entertainment Capital of America” but only because I’m here. I’m entertaining as hell baby! 

I love the NFL. I especially love Peyton Manning. He better sign a new deal with the Colts and gets his hot ass out there playing. Man, that guy could send a play right through my five-hole anytime. Or drill one into my tight end. Or penetrate my defense. Or tell me to go DEEEEEEEEP! Or flicker my flea. Or run a power dive into my box. OR run a QB sneak up my middle. If you get my drift, and I think that you do.  Eli can watch cause he’s kinda nice too. 

I love summer cause I love to swim during the day and then grill out at night. And while we’re grilling I like to kick back and drink some Keystone Ice.  I like Keystone cause it’s smooth like Keith Stone. Oh, and I might do a few shots of tequila every once in a while too. That’s when things really get wild! Woo-Hoo! 

I quit smoking four months ago. Damn that was hard. I had to find a new hobby and deal with my oral fixation. Thank goodness I found Tubmlr and “Sir.”  Of course, that candle wax burned like a motherfucker though. Maybe I shouldn’t have used cheapo candles form Walmart? But, that’s the cost of being an entertainer. You have to sacrifice for your craft. Amirite? 

Boy, I sure could go for a roast beef sandwich right about now. No, not a RUSTY sandwich Matt-Man! I know what you were thinking. 

Okay kids! That’s really all I’ve got for now. Maybe I’ll be back around someday in the future. But, even if I don’t, I know you’ll remember me forever. That’s what happens when you get Crackerfied! 

And always remember kids. Crackerville loves you. <3