Michele Bachmann 2012

Today June 27^th, 2011...A date that will be seared into the minds of all God Fearing Americans, will be the day remembered as the time when Americans, much like the Jews under Pharaoh, were delivered from the yoke of oppression.

Today, dressed in a silver, form fitting, curve hugging, Buck Rogers type suit, Michele Bachmann announced to the world from her bucolic hometown of Waterloo, IA., that…

Michele Bachmann wants to, and will be, the next President of the United States.

Jayman and I cheered…Tea Baggers steeped with excitement, and…Sarah Palin and Tim Pawlenty both curled up into fetal positions, and cried.

Mitt Romney?

He spent the day fixing his hair, learned how to drive a combine, and wrote a thirty second ad about how much he loves the State of Florida.

Words cannot adequately express my joy about the candidacy of Michele so I offer you some pictures:

IWS had a stellar show (and thanks to those of you who made it) today on Blog Talk Radio on this very subject, and you can catch it all right here…

Here’s to Michele Bachmann…Here’s to America!!
Cheers!!

 --Matt-Man

A Dutch Treat: Guy Ahnyurdyck Here...

Jayyyyy…Matt-Man…Guy Ahnyurdyck here for my baptism by fire on the I’m With Stupid website.

Let me tell you...

This is as exciting as the time I covered Carl Paladino attending a Jewish circumcision when half-drunk on power and half drunk on Manischewitz, claimed that the extraneous foreskin surgically removed from the Baby Hiram Perlman, looked like the Baby Jesus Christ.

For those of you who know not of me, I am the Dutch-based foreign correspondent for IWS…and yeah…I’m all that.

From the fleshpots and hash dens of Amsterdam to the BDSM hell hole holes of Bangkok, I sniff out the news and edit out the smell for IWS and more importantly, for you.

I wanted to let you know that you should lend an ear to Blog Talk Radio on Saturday June 25^th at 6:30 PM EDT, as Jayman and Matt-Man broadcast what is sure to be another Marconi Award winning installment of I’m With Stupid.

Those two nattering nabobs of nosing out the negative and exploiting it, will be talking music.

Oh sure they did a music show recently, but it turned out to be a disaster as one, Jon Bok Choyvee called in and ruined the continuity and course of the show.

So…

Saturday, the dynamic duo of publicly destroying dimwitted dogma will be talking about their fave bands…the worst bands…hottest rock babes…worst songs ever…and great concerts.

I as well will be chiming in with a live report from Aruba covering the first ever benefit concert ever for the deaf.

That’s right folks…I will be reporting live from Aruba as bands from Green Day to U2 play live during…

Hearing Aid 2011!!

And remember, all funds raised from this concert go to the Ashlee Simpson School for the Tone Deaf and Actual Deaf.

So join IWS on Blog Talk Radio Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT for a funny, fulfilling, and philanthropic good time.

To access the IWS BTR Radio page, click HERE.

This is Guy Ahnyurdyck for I’m With Stupid, back to you guys in…the Blogosphere!!