Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Berburu Rupiah Lewat Survey Online Indonesia !


Tujuan Survey Online Indonesia :

Perusahaan besar adalah platform konsumen yang profesional . Melalui platform tsb, kita bisa berbagi pendapat dan pandangan pada kami terhadap produk dan jasa melalui survei-survei penelitian pasar secara online.

Idenya adalah untuk memanfaatkan pendapat konsumen dan menyampaikannya sebagai wawasan untuk perusahaan-perusahaan di dunia. Dengan cara ini kita dapat membantu dalam penciptaan produk-produk dan jasa-jasa yang baru dan lebih baik dan dengan demikian membantu para pengambil keputusan pada perusahaan-perusahaan di seluruh dunia.

Cara Kerja yang Mudah
Kita harus menjadi anggota untuk berpartisipasi dalam survei Online ini. Setiap survei yang kita ikuti akan mendapatkan bonus poin yang bisa ditukar dengan berbagai hadiah, voucher atau berbentuk Rupiah.

Penukaran Poin atau Pembayaran
Sebelum dapat menukarkan poin, anda harus mengisi data pembayaran anda. Di member area klik tab "Data Saya" kemudian klik "Informasi harus diisi untuk tukar angka bonus". Untuk bagian ID anda dapat mengisinya dengan nomor KTP atau kartu pelajar atau SIM atau ini paspor, dll.

Kita dapat menukarkan poin saat poin anda sudah mencapai 220 poin (Rp 20000), 520 poin (Rp 50000), 1020 poin (Rp 100000).

Dan tinggal tunggu beberapa hari Survey Online akan mengirimkan uang ke akun BCA atau bank lain anda.

Keamanan data Terjaga

Dengan menjadi anggota di Survey Online, informasi akan dirahasiakan sepenuhnya dan hanya akan digunakan untuk kepentingan survey Online. Sebagai anggota 'ESOMAR', Survey Online menjaga informasi anggotanya dengan ketat. Informasi pribadi kita akan dijaga oleh sistemnya yang terpisah, dan tidak akan diungkapkan kepada pihak ketiga

Mengenal Survey Online Lebih Jauh
Survey Online Indonesia merupakan platform konsumen yang merupakan penyedia penelitian pasar yang profesional. Selain di Indonesia, Survey ini juga berada di Cina, Hongkong, Taiwan, Jepang, Singapura, Thailand, India, Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Australia, Filipina, Vietnam, dll. Sampai saat ini telah menjadi salah satu penyedia survei terbesar di kawasan Asia Pasifik.

SOI adalah partner anda yang paling jujur, dan memberikan pelayanan dengan kualitas terbaik kepada anda.

Jika anda ingin berpatisipasi si Survey ini, cukup mendaftar secara gratis di sini , dan setelah itu anda akan mendapatkan email konfirmasi untuk bisa login ke halaman anngota ( member area ) dan memulai ikuti survey, Selamat mencoba !

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Welcome Home Amanda Knox


Hola Bitches! American’s Sweetheart, Amanda Knox, is a free woman! Hell to the YES! And, to celebrate I thought it would be appropriate for IWS to welcome this sweet and INNOCENT young lady home to the good old U. S. of A…

Buongiorno! Amanda!! It’s so great to see you again. Congrats on beating the rap over there in Italy. I mean, being proven innocent.  That was quite an accomplishment. Normally the only people to do that are Mafia dudes. And since you’re not actually Italian, which means you can’t be in the Mafia, then that pretty much guarantees you really are innocent of the charges against you.

Not that I ever doubted it for a second. The very first time I saw you on the TV and looked into your loving and caring eyes deep into your soul I said to myself “SELF! That hot, sexy girl is innocent!” And I was right! I love being right. Don’t you?

Anyhoodle, now that you’ve been released from the Grande Casa, I thought I could help you assimilate back into society here in the states.  I was thinking you could come over this weekend and we’ll talk.  Maybe I’ll make you a big plate of spaghetti? And we can watch a Soproanos marathon on HBO Go? Ha! Just kidding. I bet you’ve had all the Italian you can stand for a while. Not to worry. I’m a good, decent Irish-American who you can trust. I’ll make you a big bacon cheeseburger and serve up some Dos Equis beer and we’ll watch The Wire. Oh yeah, that might be a bad idea too. I know! Boardwalk Empire … no.  We’ll watch Disney movies!! Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Oh, I have to ask. Did you have sex with Silvio Burlusconi to get out of jail? I’m sorry, and I know that’s a rude question, but if you didn’t, and I totally believe you didn’t, you’re the only really hot chick he hasn’t banged. Although, you are probably right, you are a bit old for him.

Okay, so there are a few things you should know about immediately. First, yes, we really do have a black president. Crazy huh? But, that’s not what is most important. The most important thing for you to know is that going around in public wearing bikini tops and cut-offs is totally in. Even in Seattle where I know it’s rainy and cold most of the time. Also, high heels with those cut-offs.

No, this isn’t just something I’m a big fan of or fetishize, this is important fashion advice. I don’t want you to be criticized by Joan Rivers as some fashion disaster your first week back. Yes, Joan is still alive, hard as it is to believe.

I know you’ll be tempted to cash in on your fame by doing photo shoots for Maxim and other “men’s” magazines. And this is a great idea! But, first you should do some interviews so people will know what a smart and thoughtful person you are. No, Oprah retired. Sorry. So did Larry King. Larry was replaced by Peirs Morgan who is a prick. So, that’s not gonna be much help. But, I have an idea!

You could appear on I’m With Stupid internet radio show! You’ll be given the whole 45 minutes to tell your story. We have a vast and diverse world-wide audience who I’m sure would love to hear from you and would be very respectful towards you. Think about it! It’s a great opportunity.

Amanda, we have so much to talk about. So just come on over and I’ll help you deal with the media and all the expectations of the people. As a world famous internet radio host, I have a lot of experience in this field. I’ll bring you into the warm embrace of the IWS family. You’ll be safe from here.

Go ahead and ask around Amanda, we here at IWS are very loyal to our friends and will fight with everything we have to protect and defend you. And best of all, we do it out of love and friendship and expect nothing in return. Except for that one unfortunate incident with Summy George. But, that was an aberration. Not anything to worry about.

Again, welcome home Amanda! We’re your friends and are so glad you’re home.

P.S. Did you know that Hayden Panettiere played you in the made for Lifetime Network movie? How do you feel about that? We might need to invite her over sometime too.


Monday, October 3, 2011

Chris Christie for President 2012

Ummmmm settle down, and listen up…Gov. Chris Christie here.

I have a huge announcement to make, and Matt-Man convinced me to use the incredibly wide expanse of the I’m With Stupid media empire from which to make it.

I agreed, because Matt-Man, Jayman, and the staff of I’m With Stupid are not the types to slovenly devour people with cheap shots by throwing out seemingly delicious red meat to the masses. So here I go…

The calls for me to run for the GOP Presidential nomination have swollen to the point where the weight and gravity of the cries for my candidacy, have convinced me to finally step up once again, to the plate.

My friends, I am doing it.  I am putting my skin into the game and will be walking semi-briskly for the office of President of the United States of America.

Look at the menu of candidates from which we Republicans have to choose.  I get a better line-up of choices at the Denny’s in East Brunswick.

Bachmann?  Her intellect is thinner than the, “Great Chefs of Ireland Cookbook.”

 
Herman Cain?  Ha, Godfather’s Pizza genius prefers deep dish pizza.  We’ve had enough of Chicago style politics under Obama; we don’t need Chicago style pizza under Cain.

Boy Toy Rick Perry is a shit-ka-bob.

Romney and Santorum are as exciting as broccoli.  Ron Paul’s mind is like goulash.  Newt Gingrich always leave you hungry for something else, and Jon Huntsman…um…c’mon, he’s a glass of skim milk.

See what I’m saying? The current field of Republican candidates blows more than a Jersey girl.  My party needs me.

My country needs me.

Democrats…Republicans…all politicians in Washington are interested only in reelection, while ignoring the 800 pound gorilla in the living room of our nation…Economy and Jobs.

My friends, I want to be that 800 pound gorilla.  


I want to jump up and down, rattle some cages, turn the White House into 1600 I Don’t Give A Fuck About Your Reelection Avenue, and rebuild the breadbasket of America into a gourmet bakery full of delicious smells of success and cupcakes heavily frosted with prosperity.

Believe me.  I can almost feel your pain, and I want to help you.

I know that you and your families are doing without and pinching every penny.  If elected…

I will make sure I cut out the fat and tighten the belt on the out of control pork fest that is taking place in D.C.

Unlike me, our current leaders and politicians are nothing more than line cutters at The Old Country Buffet, feeding their faces with the fresh Salisbury steak and still steamy mashed potatoes, while you are left with nothing but cold peas and hard toast.

If elected, I will make sure that you will be first in line enjoying hot gravy and beef tips while the career politicians are gnawing on cold broth and gristle.

I want to thank I’m With Stupid for allowing this perfectly seasoned political discourse by me without taking any cheap shots. 

I’ll be having Matt-Man and Jayman over for manicotti soon, and if you’d like to help me out please contact Matt-Man at:

neshobadude@yahoo.com
http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

Gov. Chris Christie

Demi Lipstik, Ibu Kejam ini Tega Membunuh Anaknya !

KISAH YANG SANGAT MEMILUKAN!

Anak perempuan kecil yang malang ini memberitahukan ibunya,"Mama, aku baru saja melukis memakai lipstik mama".

Ibunya yang mendengar hal itu lalu melihat lipstik mahal yang baru saja dibelinya telah tinggal setengah dan wajah dan tangan dan baju anak perempuan telah belepotan dengan lipstik tersebut. Dengan sangat marah, ibu itu mengamuk dan memukuli anak perempuan kecil yang malang tersebut tanpa menghiraukan tangisan dan jeritan dari mulut kecilnya.

Kemudian setelah berhasil melampiaskan emosinya, ibu ini baru sadar kalau anak perempuannya sudah gak bergerak lagi. Ia pun menguncangkan tubuh anaknya sambil menangis dan memohon agar anak perempuannya membuka matanya.

Tapi terlambat,..... jantung anak perempuan itu telah berhenti berdetak.
Dan saat sang ibu melihat ke seprei tempat tidur anaknya, disitu tertulis sebuah tulisan dengan tinta lipstik merah yang tertulis: "Mama, aku sangat mencintaimu".

TAMBAHKANLAH INI DI WALL (DINDING) ANDA UNTUK MENUNJUKKAN BAHWA ANDA MENENTANG KEKERASAN PADA ANAK!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Some Open Letters From IWS


A few open letters to some folks who might have been unintentionally offended or upset by some of the things said on the I’m With Stupid podcast, or here on the blog.

Mr. CW McCall,

We here at IWS would like to apologize for the unacceptable and horrendous mangling of the lyrics of “Convoy” by Jayman on the IWS podcast. How can anyone screw up the words to one of the greatest songs of all time? It’s a mystery to us too.

Thinking he was on a roll, and instead of writing out the lyrics in his show notes, Jayman thought he could just wing it. Sometimes he bites off a little more than he can chew. This was probably the most embarrassing moment of his otherwise stellar internet radio career.

Ms. Stacey Dash,

On Sunday, you were named IWS’ Babe of the Week. While we know that this was a tremendous honor for you and you were very flattered, we also know that you were bothered a little bit by it. We understand you were a bit upset by Matt-Man’s apparent focus on your impressive physical assets and ignoring your professional accomplishments.

Well, let us here at IWS assure you Stacey, that Matt-Man, just as everyone else here, is a man of substance. He never meant to appear to be slighting the outstanding acting work you have done over your brilliant and distinguished career. We absolutely know and respect the fact that there is much, much more to you than that truly spectacular ass of yours.


Please see the letter above note addressed to Stacey Dash. Simply replace her name with yours, and Matt-Man’s with Jayman’s. While you also have a wonderful ass, Jayman mostly focuses on your legs, so make the appropriate changes where necessary for that too. Also, he has a hair fetish so add a third paragraph dealing with that bit of weirdness.

Mr. Daryl Dragon,

As if screwing up “Convoy” wasn’t enough, for the second time in a little over year, the hosts of the wildly popular and well respected, I’m With Stupid internet radio show attempted to have some fun at your expense. Jayman, again feeling like he was on a roll, brought up the time that he had mistakenly thought you were dead. While funny to us, we do acknowledge that this kind of joking around may not be all that funny to man of your age who has undoubtedly lived a pretty fast and hard Rock ‘n Roll lifestyle. So, for that we apologize. Again.   

Mr. Herman Cain,

It has been pointed out to us that we have, with good reason, been treating your campaign for the GOP nomination for president as a bit of a joke. I mean, one could hardly blame us, especially with your latest claim that you would give “Hail to the Chief” a “fresher sound” and a few of the other loony things you’ve proposed.

But, we would like to apologize for our behavior. We know that you, much like Stacey Dash and Anna Kournikova, well, at least like Stacey, are a person of substance and impressive professional accomplishments. This suddenly became obvious the entire staff of IWS Entertainment when you said “our leaders are stupid.” 

Not only is this a very true statement, it’s the most insightful thing any GOP candidate has said all year. For this, we salute you and apologize for failing to take you, and your campaign, seriously.

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And if you’d like to hear all those crazy antics like attempting to sing “Convoy” or a discussion about Daryl Dragon’s wellbeing and Matt-Man and Jayman taking on the haters out there AND hanging out with Dana_Lu, then you can using this handy-dandy BTR player. And I highly recommend you do so. Especially if you’re a hater. We might change your whole outlook on life. (And yes, the show WAS posted yesterday, but this episode was so nice, we thought we would post it twice.)

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio


I'm With Stupid Babe of the Week: Stacey Dash

You loved her as Dee Davenport in Clueless and many other roles on the screen both large and small, now all of these years later, Stacey Dash is 45 and hotter than ever...


Long luscious legs, piercing blue eyes, and even hotter than that?  She just recently got divorced from her beatin', hatin' hubster.

And really, can you blame her?  His name is Emmanuel Xuereb, for Godsakes.  What the hell kind of name is that?

So anyway, here's to Stacey...it's time for me to make a Dash fo her ass, shorrrrrrtay!!
And while I am, out on the search for Stacey, you can listen to the I'm With Stupid, Haters Gonna Hate Show that we did last night.  It was epic and Jayman and I along with Dick Burns, Slyder Balzcock, and caller Mizz Dana shone the light on the hate.


Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio
  
Cheers!!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Model Telanjang di Atas Panggung Fashion Week !


Inilah peragaan busana paling menggemparkan ketika para model tampil telanjang di panggung. Demikian dilansir Daily Mail.

Para model ini hanya mengenakan topi, tas, ataupun sepatu saat berjalan di atas runway dan menimbulkan kontroversi. Charlie Le Mindu (24) yang juga mendesain pakaian Lady Gaga membuat gempar di London Fashion Week, pekan lalu.

Sejumlah penontin di acara itu terlihat agak kaget ketika para model muncul dan berparade. Le Mindu, desainer kelahiran Perancis, meluncurkan koleksinya tahun lalu dan berhasil menarik perhatian dari para pecinta busana dan selalu membuat berita.

Tahun lalu di pagelaran busana yang sama, ia menampilkan koleksi pakaian yang terbuat dari kulit tikus dan membuat marah aktivis penyayang binatang.

"Daripada memberi mereka (tikus) ke ular, mereka lebih indah saat dipakai," katanya, santai. Kreasinya kadang-kadang sangat tidak praktis misalnya topi besar motif leopard dan menutupi wajah si model di panggung.