Saturday, July 28, 2012

IWS Babe of the Week: Bella Swan Is Singing Her Song

If it's Sunday, it's Babe of the Week here on I'm With Stupid, and today, we are honoring the beauty that is actress Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame...


It seems as though the 22 year old Mizz Kristen Stewart cheated on her 26 year old actor boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the 41 year old director of Snow White and the Huntsman, Rupert Sanders.  
 

Yes the pigeon is cute, but pigeons shit a lot, just like the adorable Kristen Stewart shit all over Robert Pattinson...


Why are you holding your hand over your ear Mizz Stewart?  Are you hearing things you don't want to hear?


Oh sure you have a pretty face, but the morals and virtue you carry with you, are only as big as your boobs, and well?  Eh.  There ain't much there.

Today LIVE at Noon ET...Jayman and Matt-Man will be doing their Alternative Olympics show on Blog Talk Radio.

Join them LIVE at Noon ET, as they tell the world the true Olympic games they'd like to see.

You can catch it all LIVE by clicking right HERE...

Biaya yang Dibutuhkan Untuk Menjadi Batman

Narayana 734Demam 'The Dark Knight Rises' sedang merajalela. Tapi tahukah kamu bahwa untuk menjadi seorang Batman itu tidak murah? Moneysupermarket.com telah membuat kalkulasi berapa banyak uang yang harus dikeluarkan Bruce Wayne untuk menjadi seorang pembela kebenaran.

Situs tersebut membeberkannya mulai dari gaji yang diterima sang pelayan Alfred. Berikut ini kami sajikan secara terperinci biayanya dalam bentuk infografis:
Kamu pasti pusing melihat angkanya. Kami bantu. Total biaya yang dibutuhkan untuk menjadi seorang Batman adalah... Rp 6,4 triliun! 

Ada yang sanggup? Silahkan jadi Batman. (id.omg.yahoo.com)

Beda Perlakuan di Tim Sepak Bola Olimpiade Jepang

Asosiasi Sepak Bola Jepang
Narayana 734Asosiasi Sepak Bola Jepang (JFA) ternyata mengabaikan prestasi dalam memperlakukan tim sepak bola pria dan wanita mereka menuju Olimpide 2012.
JFA memilih menerbangkan tim sepak bola wanita ke London dengan kelas ekonomi, meski labelnya ekonomi premium, sementara tim pria dipilihkan kelas yang lebih baik - kelas bisnis.
Padahal tim pria yang terdiri dari pasukan U-23 belum pernah memenangkan apapun dan peluang meraih medali emas terbilang tipis. Bandingkan dengan tim wanita yang sudah menjadi kampiun Piala Dunia Wanita dan berpeluang paling besar mengharumkan nama bangsa dengan medali emas.
"Saya rasa harusnya kami berada di kelas sebaliknya. Meski hanya dalam hal usia, kami adalah senior," canda kapten tim wanita, Homare Sawa pada media Jepang setelah tiba di Paris, dalam perjalanan menuju London.
JFA memang sudah menerbangkan tim pria dengan kelas bisnis sejak Olimpiade Atlanta di tahun 1996 dengan alasan status mereka yang sudah profesional. Sementara menurut mereka, tim wanita sudah dihargai dengan peningkatan satu strip ke kelas ekonomi premium.
Bola.net

Salah Bendera, Tim Putri Korea Utara Menolak Tanding

Kesalahan fatal memasang bendera Korea di Olimpiade.
Narayana 734Sebuah insiden memalukan terjadi di Olimpiade 2012. Tim sepak bola putri Korea Utara menolak bertanding setelah panitia salah memasang bendera di layar raksasa stadion.
Tim Korea Utara menghadapi Kolombia di laga perdana Grup G sepak bola putri Olimpiade 2012. Dan saat foto para pemain dipampangkan di layar raksasa Stadion Hampden Park jelang kickoff, bendera yang menyertainya adalah bendera Korea Selatan.
Sontak kesalahan itu memicu protes para pemain dan mereka bergerak kembali ke ruang ganti. Namun setelah dirayu, mereka akhirnya bersedia turun ke lapangan satu jam lima menit kemudian. Tim Korea Utara pun bisa mengakhiri perlawanan Kolombia dengan skor 2-0.
Pihak penyelenggara meminta maaf atas insiden tersebut dan berjanji akan mengambil langkah preventif demi memastikan kejadian serupa tak terulang lagi.
Korea Utara dan Korea Selatan memisahkan diri sejak 1948 dan perang Korea pun meledak di tahun 1950. Sejak itu hubungan kedua negara jauh dari kata harmonis. (Bola.net)

Miley Cyrus Hot Pictures 2012















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London Olympics 2012 Opening Ceremony








Pictures of the London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony, The organizers did very well and it was very spectacular and hostoric.






London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony






London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony






London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony






London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony






London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony










Friday, July 27, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said XLVIII


Matt alkstay, Jay alkstay, You istlenlay.

Matt: Hello?
Jay: Yo
Matt: Oh … It’s … Yewww
Jay: Don’t act like you’re not excited.
Matt: Only a little really.
Jay: That’s only a little hurtful.
Matt: Life just be that way.
Jay: You’re just cold-hearted.
Matt: The world made me that way.
Jay: Life on the streets does that to a guy.

Matt: I have a serious problem.
Jay: Burning when you pee again?
Matt: I have two problems.
Jay: What’s the other one?
Matt: I have 499 friends on Facebook.
Jay: That is bad. That’s way too many to keep up with.
Matt: No, the problem is the odd number. I need one more very badly.
Jay: So add someone.
Matt: I’m trying to! I had 496 and tried to add four.
Jay: Ha! And only three accepted?
Matt: YES!
Jay: That’s a problem for you dude.
Matt: You mean “for you FREAKS” don’t you?
Jay: Oh no! We all have our personality quirks.
Matt: That’s what makes each of us special.
Jay: True, and you’re much more special than me.
Matt: Hey now! You’re quite the weirdo yourself.
Jay: Actually I meant you’re much more loved than me. I only have 199 friends.
Matt: No … People think you’re Mr. Sweet and Wonderful.
Jay: Only for a while, then they start hating me.
Matt: Well, I have noticed that, but didn’t want to say anything.

Matt: *pees while on the phone*
Jay: Very impressive stream.
Matt: Thank you. I’m very proud of my urinating power.
Jay: I don’t know about the rest of you, but you’re kidneys are excellent.
Matt: Oh the rest of me is done! Kidneys are all I have.
Jay: At least you have that.


Matt: Hey! You need to follow **Name Redacted**
Jay: No, No, No, No, No … I don’t either.
Matt: You’re missing out.
Jay: On a bunch of bullshit?
Matt: You really should follow him.
Jay: Okay, I will but you have to follow **Name Redacted**
Matt: Oh MANNNNNNNNN!
Jay: It’s only fair.
Matt: You play dirty. Mitt Romney is funnier than that guy.
Jay: Eh … He’ll probably block you really fast.
Matt: Well, there’s that. Okay, deal.

Jay: So Olympics show?
Matt: Kind of.
Jay: ???
Matt: How ‘bout Alternative Olympics?
Jay: Events we’d like to see?
Matt: Well, things like “Gay Olympics” “Redneck Olympics” “Ethnic Olympics”
Jay: “Handicapped Olympics?” “Midget Olympics?”
Matt: Yeah, stuff like that. We’ll hit every politically incorrect group.
Jay: We can do that!
Matt: Schmoop! Take notes.
Jay: Damn, a personal assistant.
Matt: You should get you one.
Jay: No kidding.
Matt: Schmoop! … Schmoop! … Please?
Jay: I need a more obedient one though.
Matt: It’s like she has a mind of her own.
Jay: Okay, so Alternative Olympics it is.
Matt: Gonna be HUGE!

There you go folks! Just a couple of genii doing what they do best. And, don’t forget to tune into Sunday’s I’m With Stupid as we present the Alternative Olympics!