Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Casey Anthony's Future...


Yesterday, as you probably know, former MILF Casey Anthony was acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee. The biggest thing people are asking now is “What's next for Casey?” We know this isn't the last we'll see of Ms. Anthony. Nobody ever just goes away. Well I have a few ideas of what she can do with her new found celebrity status.


She could get her own reality TV shows...

“The Real Murderers of Orlando”
“The Octomom's Nanny”
“Getting Away With It Casey” (A Travel Show)
“25 and NOT Pregnant”
“Narcissists in the City”


Maybe write books...

“Child-Free by Choice”
“The Killer Within”
“The Deadliest Place on Earth”
“A Silencing in the Swamp”
“The Sexy Strangler”


Star in Porno Movies...

“Getting Off With Casey”
“Casey's Canyon”
“Casey Casey Bang Bang”
“Inmate 69”
“Casey is Cumming”


Maybe she could start a pen-pal website for lonely men: “Sexy Southern Sociopaths”

She could announce she's a Born-Again Virgin and replace Bristol Palin as the national spokesperson for the Candie's Foundation on Abstinence.

She could be Maury's co-host on his “Who's the Father” episodes. When a girl is all distraught that none of the 17 guys just DNA tested are the father of her kid, Casey can console her and explain that there are “alternatives” to single motherhood.

She can take over as spokesperson for the RNC for that whole “Families With Single Parents Aren't Real Families” thing.

She can be revealed as the person who killed Rosie Larsen next season on “The Killing”

She could replace Sherry as the “crazy” chick on “The View.”

She could get a new show on CNN Headline News along with Nancy Grace titled “The Moron and the Monster.”


So, as you can see, Casey has a bright future and lots and lots of options. I'm sure we'll be seeing her around again soon!

Jayman

Would Ya Help Some Bruthas Out?

When the uber-sexy Jayman and I started this website to compliment our I’m With Stupid radio show, we envisioned the following…

That you people would share with us your original posts, pictures, factoids, and whatever that demonstrates the stupid in our society and indeed our world.

Well?

Where are they folks?

While incredibly sexy, we are but two superhuman, um…humans, and we can’t do it all by our incredibly sexy selves!!

So Dammit…

Let’s hear your voices in the wilderness. Show us what you’ve got in the way of stupid in your world. We know it’s out there.

So, c’mon…

Contribute your original stories, pics, videos, whatever, and send them along.

We WANT you on that wall. We NEED you on that wall.

Just e-mail Jay or I with your submissions, and poof…you’re in like Flynn, and an internet star.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Wanita Sebaiknya Tidak Memakai BRA (BH) !

Menurut survei, lebih dari 90% wanita Amerika Utara selalu mengenakan bra. Lucunya, kebanyakan dari mereka tak tahu alasannya.

Sebagian dari kita percaya memakai bra adalah demi kepentingan bentuk payudara itu sendiri (agar tidak melorot), lainnya beranggapan braless (kondisi tidak pakai bra) bukanlah dress code yang pantas dan sopan untuk tampil di muka umum.

Namun meski memakai bra sudah 'otomatis' seperti mengenakan jaket saat musim dingin, para ilmuwan berpendapat, bra ternyata tak terlalu dibutuhkan oleh payudara. Bukannya tanpa alasan, para ahli juga menyuguhkan beberapa bukti bahwa ada alasan sehat dari penampilan braless.

Selain tidak nyaman, mengenakan bra sepanjang waktu justru bisa memicu rasa sakit pada area punggung dan bahu. Jika Anda merasa tak nyaman dan mendapati bekas merah pada kulit setelah melepas bra misalnya, maka itu berarti bra Anda bermasalah/ tidak sesuai. Solusinya? Beli yang sesuai, atau kenakan bra di saat perlu saja.

Hal lain yang ingin digaris bawahi oleh para ahli adalah sebaiknya kaum wanita tidak memakai bra saat tidur. Sebuah studi yang dipimpin Sidney Ross Singer dan Soma Grismaijer membuktikan bahwa memakai bra terus-menerus justru dapat meningkatkan resiko kanker payudara.

Hasil menunjukkan, mereka yang memakai bra 24 jam sehari berpotensi mengidap kanker payudara 113 kali lebih besar daripada mereka yang memakai bra kurang dari 12 jam sehari. Dugaan ini berkaitan dengan tekanan dari bra terhadap payudara yang bisa menghambat 'arus' getah bening, sehingga racun menumpuk dan tak bisa keluar.

Lagipula, braless tidaklah berbahaya seperti yang banyak dipikirkan kaum wanita. Beberapa wanita dengan payudara besar takut buah dadanya melorot, padahal sayangnya, tak ada yang bisa kita lakukan untuk menolak tarikan gravitasi.

Pakai bra malah tambah melorot?

Lebih jauh lagi, penemuan lain mengatakan bra justru bisa meningkatkan resiko payudara melorot. Salah satu alasan adalah karena ligamen payudara (sama seperti ligamen bagian tubuh lain) berhenti bertumbuh ketika tidak difungsikan, sehingga resiko melorot semakin besar sebab ligamen jadi 'lumpuh' dan tak mampu menopang payudara ketika dalam kondisi braless.

Taste Test ...

So, Matt-Man sent me a little package via UPS last week and in it was a bottle of his beloved Wild Irish Rose.  I decided that I would taste it for the first time on video and post it here. 

It actually surprised me. Sure, the first taste is a bit rough, but after that, it's not so bad. Anyway, here's the video:



Jayman
jayman3768@gmail.com
www.twitter.com/jayman_iws 





Monday, July 4, 2011

Celebrating What's Left of Our Freedoms...



235 years ago today the United States of America was born with the belief that all men are created equal (and they did mean MEN, uh, well WHITE men) and the right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. On July 5th 1776 groups of Food Nazis, Moralists, Do Gooders, Busy Bodies and Control Freaks began working to whittling away at that both of those “Liberty” and “Pursuit of Happiness” things.

And it's all being done under the bullshit cover of protecting children and improving society.

Things like smoking, drinking, gambling and eating good tasting foods are fine, but you people just can't be trusted and must be protected from yourselves. God forbid a couple of consenting adults might want to consent to doing something that consenting adults do in private. Oh hell no! The government MUST stop that!!

Don't send your children outside without knee pads, elbow pads and a helmet. Get rid of all the playground equipment too. We'd hate for the kids to be active and have fun climbing on shit. And whatever you do, don't make your own kid's lunch and send him/her off to school with it. Oh fuck no! There are districts around the country that are actually outlawing parents sending their kid's lunch to school with them. And those laws have NOTHING to do with making sure that the company that has the contract to run the school's cafeterias has more revenues and can donate more money to politicians. Not. At. All.

Same goes for DUI checkpoints where they stop people and search them and their vehicles with no probable cause whatsoever. This is strictly about protecting society. Again, it has nothing to do with city and county revenues. Nope. The reasons behind these things are pure and moral.

California requiring every single house to have a carbon monoxide detector? Just trying to cut down on the thousands hundreds 40 deaths per year that are a result of carbon monoxide poising. Not about the $400 million dollars the makers of carbon monoxide detectors will reap from this law.

And just because you OWN a business, doesn't mean that you get to decide whether or not someone may smoke inside of it. Oh fuck no. The government has decided for you. Your dark smokey bar can now only be dark. And, now that we think about it, turn the lights up. Bad things happen in dark places. Things that children should never be exposed to. Sure, you don't want to let children in your bar, but if you don't you are a horrible person!

Want to do a little renovating on YOUR house. Better get the okay from the city and your homeowner's association. What? You thought it was YOUR home? Don't be silly. You might think a covered deck would be a wonderful addition in the back yard. But, you don't get to make that decision. Also, make sure you check local laws and ordinances. Even the height of you steps is regulated by law.

This is just the tip of the iceberg people. All over America (and the world really) people are using the law to restrict your freedoms. And ironically enough, they're claiming that they're doing it to protect freedom. Our cities and towns are saturated with surveillance cameras to protect us. Not monitor our movements. It's important for the government to keep an eye on what books we check out from the library. We NEED to have our electronic communications data mined by the government. It's in the name of protecting our liberty folks. I don't know why you can't see that.

Anyway, we talked about these things and our 4th of July celebrations this morning on “I'm With Stupid.” And if you love America, and us, but mostly America, you'll click “play” on the little player and listen to our show. Or give us the ratings hit. Or both.

Thank you and may the Supreme Spiritual Being of your choice bless you. At least until you no longer get to choose that either.

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Happy Independence Day everyone! 

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Stupid Never Takes a Holiday

Happy 4th of July Eve chuckleheads…

Many of you will not only be off today, but tomorrow as well as America celebrates her independence from the wig wearing Brits.

In between the burgers, brats, fireworks, and ice-cold beer, use your down time to listen to the patriotic installment of I’m With Stupid that Jayman and I put on Saturday evening:



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You’ll feel like a Yankee Doodle Dandy afterwards. And don’t forget…

You can catch us live on Monday July 4th at 11 AM EDT once gain as we discuss how our independence is being eroded by anal, self-absorbed, Nanny Staters.

So there you go my fellow Americans…listen to Saturday’s show and join us live tomorrow at 11 AM EDT for our 4th of July Nanny State show.

To give you something patriotic to look at while listening, I give you the uber-hot Tamra, or as we refer to her…

Mizz Red, White, and Mmmmmmm 2011



Cheers!!

Matt-Man
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Friday, July 1, 2011

An IWS Show Promo and an American Beauty...God Bless America!!

Hi kids and welcome to 4th of July weekend 2011 !!

It’s time once again when all Americans put aside their political, religious, and choice of beer differences, and celebrate our nation’s birthday.

From the Halls of Minnetonka to the Shores of Tupelo and from the Finger Lakes in Northern California to the Golden Gate of Wall St., Americans will celebrate by grilling genuine American food such as bratwurst, and lighting off Super Happy Golden Showers.

In a word or um…two…USA’ers will be celebrating American Exceptionalism, and…

We at I’m With Stupid are no different.

On tomorrow’s IWS Radio show at 6:30 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio, we will be discussing all that is great about our country, our history, and...our exceptionalism.

And in order to get you in the mood for the show, I offer you this picture of American Exceptionalism. Ladies and Gents…

I’m With Stupid’s, Mizz Red, White, and Mmmmmmm 2011...

The smoldering and patriotically hot, Tamra:



When she drapes herself in our nation’s banner, my freak flag unfurls and goes straight up the pole.

So join us Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio for some 4th of July frivolity on I’m With Stupid.

You can access our radio show page HERE and of course you can always call-in at, 661.244.9852

Jayman and I would like to thank our uber-hot and patriotic friend Tamra for sending us her pics and allowing us to use them.  We will continue to use them often during this weekend of American celebration.

Here’s to America…Here’s to all of you, and most importantly…Here’s to Tamra!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
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