IWS Babe(s) of the Week: Hot Politcos

As you know...well as some of you may know, Tuesday is election day in many places in these here United States, so in order to spark your interest and in honor of politicians everywhere IWS has tracked down some the hottest lawmakers on the globe:

Michela Vittoria-Brambillum, Italy

This leg showing red head from n'eath the Tuscan Sun could very well be the next Prime Minister of Italy, Bunga Bunga Bitches!!


Julia Bonk, Germany

At the age of 24, this sexy Saxon was the youngest person ever elected to the German parliament.  Ach Du Lieber, Baby...Let's go caucus!!


Orly Levy, Israel

This 30-something kosher bombshell is one of the most popular members of the Israeli Knesset. Perhaps if she went into Ariel Sharon's hospital room and stripped naked, he'd pop out of his coma.


Emma Kiernan, Ireland

This lovely 27 year old Irish lass and member of the local council Fine Gaele, is proof positive that after a daunting and difficult day of lawmaking, girls just wanna have fun!!


Maria Carfagna, Italy

Maria Carfagna is smoking hot and if you say she isn't Ima gonna go all Mussolini on you.  After serving in the Italian paliament, in 2008 she was named Minister of Equal Opportunity.  Berlusconi knows how to pick 'em, and I pray that one day she'll show me a little equal opportunity.

Of course, we have hot politicians here in the States as well...

We have Minnesota congresswoman and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann...

And the hottest Senator to have ever graced the chambers of Congress, Sen Barbara Mikulski...

So this Tuesday my fellow Americans, don't say "screw it" and not vote. Remind yourself that voting can be sexy!!!

Cheers!!

Video Mesum (Diduga) Karyawan Garmen Goyang Sukabumi !

Karyawan garmen di Sukabumi diduga sebagai pemeran video mesum yang baru-baru ini beredar di Sukabumi. Tak tanggung-tanggung, video mesum ini berisi dua adegan.

Video mesum yang berdurasi lima menit sepuluh detik ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBUmueDL0 ) itu diperankan empat 'artis', dua perempuan dan dua pria.

Wajah si artis wanita pada adegan pertama tampak sangat jelas dan menatap kamera. Wanita yang sudah telanjang tersebut menatap ke arah video sembari berkata agar video tersebut jangan direkam. Supaya tidak nyebar katanya.

Tapi ternyata kata-kata itu hanya kata-kata palsu. Si artis wanita cantik berambut panjang itu langsung melakoni hubungan intim bersama pasangan pria nya.

Adegan kedua dimulai dengan artis dan aktor yang berbeda dengan sesi pertama. Kali ini wajah pemeran keduanya terlihat jelas. Si wanita dalam adegan kedua ini adalah wanita muda berambut sebahu.

Setelah adegan kedua selesai, muncul pesan singkat "Berakhirnya Berahi Sepasang Kekasih". Video 'hot' ini sudah tersebar di internet dan handphone. Darimana video tersebut berasal masih belum diketahui.

Terkait nama perusahaan yang disebut dalam nama video mesum karyawan sebuah pabrik garmen di Sukabumi ini, Deden Rachmat mengaku tak ada pemeran yang mirip dengan karyawan di PT Daehan Global.

Pria yang ditunjuk sebagai kuasa hukum PT Daehan Global tersebut juga menambahkan bahwa pihaknya akan membawa kasus ini ke jalur hukum karena sudah mencemarkan nama baik perusahaan.

Matt Said, Jay Said XII

Matt Said, Jay Said, You Read…

Matt: “Uhhhh …. Yes?”
Jay: “Howdy HO! Matty-O!”
Matt: “You’re in way too good a mood.”
Jay: “Just happy to be alive.”
Matt: “Well, maybe you should tone it down a bit.”
Jay: “No can do. I’m high on life and spreading the happiness.”
Matt: “I’m immune to it.”
Jay: “Very sad.”

Jay: “Alessandra Torresani tweeted a link to IWS Blog.”
Matt: “I don’t know who she is, but that was very sweet of her.”
Jay: “She was in the show Caprica.”
Matt: “Oh, of course.”
Jay: “You still don’t know who she is, do you?”
Matt: “Nope.”
Jay: “Se was part of our Halloween Celebrity Costume post. She was Barbarella.”
Matt: “Mmm … she’s HAWT!”
Jay: “And, apparently loves us cause she sent hundreds and hundreds of people our way.”
Matt: “Of course she does. What’s not to love?”

Matt: “What was for dinner?”
Jay: “Tuna fish sandwiches.”
Matt: “What bread?”
Jay: “Honey Wheat.”
Matt: “Oh, we’re so done!”
Jay: “What do you use?”
Matt: “White. Toasted. You DO toast your bread at least, don’t you?”
Jay: “Of course! I’m not some uncultured hick, ya know.”
Matt: “Sometimes, I wonder.”

Jay: “Local Tea Party held a rally here and didn’t invite me.”
Matt: “Now that’s just downright rude.”
Jay: “And stupid. They forgot to invite a world-famous broadcaster.”
Matt: “They’re just not the marketing and publicity gurus we are.”
Jay: “Very true. They’re just jealous and afraid I’ll dominate media coverage and their wives will hit on me.”
Matt: “Or they’re protecting their daughters.”
Jay: “Ha! Hey!! Anyway, band move on their part.”
Matt: “They will be left to steep in their own mediocrity with their snubbing of you.”
Jay: “My guess is they’re already sorry.”

Jay: “So, since it’s been all Herman Cain this week, we should have a Pizza Party for Saturday’s show.”
Matt: “Brilliant idea!”
Jay: “National chains, local joints, frozen pizza etc”
Matt: “We are pretty much experts on this one.”
Jay: “And who doesn’t love pizza?”
Matt: “Absolutely”
Jay: “Okay then. We’re set!”
Matt: “Hell yes!”

So, be sure to join us at 6:30 pm on Saturday (or in archives if you happen to miss it) for a HUGE virtual Pizza Party on I’m With Stupid! It’s goona be a blast. But, it would be more fun if YOU were there.

The World's Best Pizza: It's in Your Heart and at Cassano's

Whenever I come across the following quote by, Kevin James, I think of the existential brilliance of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche…

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

The former King of Queens actor sums life up quite well in the aforementioned quote…

Because while I, (and many others) find that orbiting the hot oven of life we call the sun, upon an oblique spheroid of a pizza pan we call Earth can be painful and difficult at times, the day to day trials and tribulations can be quickly sent into a decaying orbit by…eating a pizza.

I mean c’mon…

It’s warm dough, spicy tomato sauce, melted cheese, the occasional veggie to make you think it’s good for you, all served on one huge, edible, round, or rectangular “plate” piled with meat.

How could any breathing, thinking human being with half a taste bud in his or her mouth not like that? Uh-huh…they can’t…Word.

Pizza is a universal language.

For instance, Kierkegaard who was Danish, might have liked his pie topped with Havarti and Smelts. Nietzsche being German, may have preferred limburger, sausage, and angst. Kevin James?

Being the New Yorker that he is, probably likes the Big Apple style pie that you curl up in your hand as it drips in the bountiful beauty of pepperoni, extra mozzarella, and grease. Mmmmmmmmm.

Either way…Pizza brings a smile to peoples’ faces, because the people eating it, have personalized it. 

They choose what goes on it. Ordering a pizza allows the common folk to enjoy the wide array of ala carte topping options without incurring a Greek-sized debt. It’s no wonder the Greeks went under to the Romans.

Another great thing about pizza is that it’s like a quilt…an afghan of sorts, although I don’t think Afghans have pizza, and if they did, it would probably be poppy and yak pizza, which makes perfect sense.

The hallucinogenic effect of the poppies would mask the bitterness of the yak, but I digress…

Pizza brings folks of all cultures, race, class, etc. together. I’m serious, now dig it…

Sure, sometimes one may get a pizza for them self, but how often have you heard:

“Hey, WHO’S up for pizza?”

“Why don’t WE order some pizza?”

“If I spring for the pizza, THEY might like me.”

See?

Pizza is also, among it’s great qualities, good for something else.

It identifies where one is from; it help to define and nurture one’s roots.

I have grown up and been a lifelong resident of the Miami Valley, specifically the Dayton/Springfield, Ohio region, and in spite of all of the chain pizza places which are available, nothing says home more than Cassano’s Pizza.

Cassano’s Pizza has been making great pie for years, and those of us around here love ‘em.

And let me tell you…In addition to the quality of the pizza itself, the best thing about their pizza goes back to their name.

This local/regional chain was built by Vic Cassano. That my friends, is a great pizza name…and it has to be both names.

You can’t have a great pizza place named after Bob Cassano…that sounds like a used car salesman, and…

You can’t have a great pizza placed named after Vic Tayback, because that sounds like a dirty diner in Arizona.

The name, the dough, the sauce, the toppings…they all add up to comfort when you get them right, and pizza affords us all that, even if for only a few minutes a week.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com

http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

Cain, Lohan, Kardashian and Bieber: Just Playin' the Game

Hola Bitches! Whew! What a week it’s been on the fake outrage front, huh? Herman Cain has been accused of sexually harassing at least three women. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after ONLY 72 days of marriage and a wedding where she allegedly received well over $10 million dollars. Lindsay Lohan has been sent back to jail for probation violation. Aaaaannnnd, as if that’s not enough, a sweet, innocent young lady named Mariah Yeater has filed a PETERNITY SUIT against Justin Bieber!

Biebs? Knocked up some chick? Say it isn’t so!

Quick EPIC sexual harassment story:

I worked for a manufacturing company while going to college back in the 90s. We had a guy who worked in shipping who liked to come to work in drag. That wasn’t the problem though. In fact, nobody ever said a word to him. Mostly because we all knew if we said even one negative thing to him/her we would get fired, and because most of us didn’t really give much of a shit.

So, a guy riding around on a stand up forklift while wearing a dress had very little effect on anyone there. However, management did take a rather dim view of his deciding to go commando during the summer months. And, then one day when he jumped off the forklift in front of a couple of guys, lifted his dress up, shook it and yelled “WHEW! LOVE THAT BREEZE TODAY!” he got himself fired.

As the old saying goes: “Go Big or Go Home.” He did both.

Anyhoo, maybe we should all take a step back and give these stories a little room and reassess what’s going on. We’re so busy knee-jerk reacting to stuff we read on the internet and applying society’s silly little “rules” that we don’t bother to wait for the facts to come out.

You know what else is fascinating about these stories? The immediate reaction of most people in society to blame the women involved. Except for the Herman Cain story, of course, in his case we’ll just blame the black guy. Man, it’s great to know that some things just never change.

People want Lindsay Lohan thrown in jail for a looooooooong time, but they don’t know what for. They think Kim Kardashian committed fraud against all the companies that sponsored her wedding, yet give that lunkhead Kris Humphries a total pass and act like he’s innocent. Mariah Yeater? ARREST HER FOR STATUTORY RAPE! What about Selena Gomez? That’s different, she’s famous. And, of course the assumption that Herman Cain must have done something wrong or these sweet, innocent, defenseless women would never have made those accusations.

Maybe everyone involved was just doing their thang? Everyone is just playing the game. What’s the big deal? Herman was just trying to get a little lovin from some young hotties. Justin was just doing what rock stars do and getting busy with a groupie. Lindsay is just living the thug life like she always has. And Kim is just working it the way society taught her to.

As for Herman’s victims? They got hit on by the HNIC and knew they could make a little spending money. Hermmy made it rain for them with his propositions. Kris Humphries? Got to be one of the whitest dudes to bang Kim Kardashian, made a little money and stayed busy during the NBA lockout. And Mariah Yeater? She’s got 18 years (possibly) of big time child support payments coming her way.

See? Everyone’s gonna be okay here. There’s no reason to get upset over these things. Well, except for Lindsay is an obvious victim of our corrupt and incompetent justice system. But, we can’t really change that.

As the late, great Omar Little once said: “It’s all in the game, yo. It’s all in the game.”

Jayman
jayman3768@gmail.com
www.twitter.com/jayman_iws

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In other news we talked about both Herman Cain and Justin Bieber today on our “Let a Playa Play” episode of I’m With Stupid. We also talked a little about sexual harassment and did some show prep for Saturday’s “Pizza Extravaganza” show.  Please just ignore the part where I screwed up my “John Huntsman has an Asian fetish joke.” It was a cheap shot anyway, the Comedy Gods made sure I screwed it up.

Anyway, it was another 45 minute so quality entertainment at a fair price. Thanks for listening!

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God Is an Oversexed, Freak Flag Flying Liberal

There have been several GOP Presidential debates thus far, and I have watched and listened to most of the oratorical-political sparring that has taken place between Romney, Cain, Perry, Bachmann and the other Republican hopefuls.

I must say…

This gaggle of goo-heads may be the most moronic group of folks assembled since the last Motley Crue reunion tour, however…

I don’t think this because of their stances or lack of stances on issues such as economics or foreign affairs. No my friends, it’s their stances on social issues and how they relate them and justify them to their faith and belief in God. And…

They get the God is a social conservative shit so damn wrong. Listen to me folks…

God is one whacked-out pervert, who has flexed his supernatural sinew of slutdom and unfurled his omin-formidable, free love freak flag throughout history.

Now dig it…

What’s one of the first things God did? He created Adam. And shortly after that? He created Eve. And how did he create Eve?

He used one of Adam’s ribs…Hmmmmm. To me that sounds like some serious supernatural, anti-Christian cloning and rib-cell research. It also begs the following hypothesis…

When Adam lay down and had sex with Eve, wasn’t he really having sex with himself? In fact, since Adam’s sexcapdes with his clone were directed by God, wasn’t God saying to Adam:

“Adam, go fuck yourself.”

And then later on, God while in the process of destroying the city of Sodom realizes he is going to need to re-populate the place when the carnage is over, so what does he do?

Instead of introducing a nice young couple to become man and wife and make some babies, he chooses old man Lot and his two daughters. The daughters ply Lot with Manischewitz and engage in a sexfest of Biblical proportions. All the while, Lot can be heard screaming:

“Who’s your daddy?”

Ha…Drunkeness and an incestuous three-way…It’s like a Russ Meyer flick. God is one uber-cool sick fuck.

And then we advanced to the times of King David. Ah yes, David…The mighty warrior and future King who smited Goliath, and built a Jewish empire under the watchful eye of God. Uh-huh…

When David wasn’t toppling giants or crushing the armies of his enemies, he was writing psalms and hanging out with Saul’s son Jonathan playing Crouching Hebrew, Hidden Latke.

Oh yeahhhhhh, David was as queer as a square bagel. And, God dug him.

And then, we have the story of Mary…Holy Cow!!

God decides he wants a son, so he impregnates another man’s wife by raping her via supernatural in vitro fertilization and today we celebrate that illicit action with twinkling lights, Christmas carols, and gift cards to Target.

Gimme a break you GOP Presidential candidates…

You may say you are a God-fearing Christian with a deep belief in the Almighty, but c’mon…the God you choose to believe in and with whom you claim to have a personal relationship, is not the same God I know.

My God among other wacky things, is a huge fan of cloning, auto-erotic sex acts, homosexuality, sex out of wedlock, unnatural child birth, and coining offensive phrases that are still in use today.

On top of that, he has houses of worship built in his honor and has other people foot the bill, all the while getting a Goddamn tax-exempt status!!

Man…if all that doesn’t add up to the definition of a free love, freak flag waving Liberal, I don’t know what does, and you my Fundamentalist GOP friends need to stop waving the Bible and actually give it a read.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com

http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

Jangan Pernah Menggoda Pria Preman Berbadan Kekar !

Seorang pria mempunyai seekor burung beo yang pandai. Suatu hari ia melatih burung beo itu berbicara.

Ketika seorang pedagang bakso lewat, sambil bersembunyi di balik pohon ia membisiki burung beonya, "Beo, ayo teriak: "Tukang bakso, Bego lu!"

Si beo dengan lancarnya menirukan ucapan itu, "Tukang bakso, Bego lu!"

Si tukang bakso bingung karena tak melihat seorang pun di situ. Lalu lewat lagi seorang tukang becak.

Kembali pemilik beo membisiki beonya "Ayo Beo, teriak, tukang becak, bego lu!"

Si Beo mengikuti perintah majikannya, beo itu berteriak lagi, "Tukang becak, bego lu!"

Lalu lewat seorang pria berbadan besar, penuh tato dan menyeramkan, nampaknya preman.

Si pemilik Beo membisiki beonya lagi, "Ayo beo, teriak, preman, bego lu!!"

Si Beo menoleh ke arah majikannya dan berkata, "Kamu aja deh, berani nggak?"