Today June 21st is the longest day of the year because it is the Summer Equinox. What is the Summer Equinox, you ask?The Summer Equinox is when the Equator moves from it’s usual spot in Ecuador, and sits between Quito and the North Pole. That’s right.
The Equator thingy moves due to divine intervention and on this day every year it’s way up here.
Because of that, it gets warm up in our neck of the woods, and also because of that, the Southern himmysphere is huge and our Northern himmysphere shrinks!!
I don’t think the Eastern and Western himmyspheres change at all, which is good, because those non-abstinence practicing Asians need all the room they can get.
So anyhoo…Enjoy what I call The Endless Summer of Sarah my fellow patriots and mavericks, but remember…
You never know when our Liar-in-Chief is going to be awoked by that 3 AM phone call telling him that the South Koreans are launching their nuclear missiles at us, so don’t let your guard down while enjoying the sun, surf, and turf.
This is Sarah Palin for I’m With Stupid saying…
Drill Baby Drill, Lock and Load, and as always…
Michele Bachmann is a thunder stealing bitch.
--Sarah
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