Here at I’m With Stupid, we not only entertain, but we strive to educate to. So, in that spirit, we present some of the best tweets in world history…
@JesusChrist: It’s a beautiful day! Gonna go for a little ride on Burrito down to Jerusalem. #BBL
@Socrates: I don’t know what is in this shot glass, but it’s got a real kick to it. #drunktweet
@GenPickett: Charge! #dixie
@J_Caesar: Got a text from Brutus. Gonna hook up early before the Senate is in session today to troll for babes. #bowchicawowwow
@JFK: Got a sweet drop-top limo to ride around Big D in. Jackie will look hawt in it! #thuglife
@B_Franklin: Shocking discovery! #zap
@A_Hitler: This using stars to show favorited tweets confuses me. I keep thinking they’re all Jews. #whatupwitdat
@Anne_Frank: OMG! Twitter added location to our tweets? WTF? #bastards
@Wright_Bros: Just made gravity our bitch! #upintheair
@Bill_Clinton: Time for a cigar! #sexytalk
@Pol_Pot: I’m so misunderstood. #simpleman
@OsamaBinLaden: I must be losing it. I swear I heard helicopters a few minutes ago. #paranoid
@Golda_Meir: Time for my nightly beauty routine. #sexybabe
@Aaron_Burr: Just about had enough of @Alexander_H’s shit. Gonna shut him up. #pissed
@Alexander_H: Yo @Aaron_Burr: Bring it! #notskeered
@A_G_Bell: Ring-A-Ding-Ding bitches! #callme
@King_Priam: The Greeks have sailed and they left us a HUGE wooden Horsey! It’s soooo cute! Gonna ride him tomorrow. #excited
@Rasputin: Did you think it would be THAT easy to get rid of me? Not hardly. #scrappy
@Genghis_Khan: What? Another paternity suit? That’s like 10,000 or so now. I ain’t shootin’ no blanks baby. #supersperm
@Prez_Truman: Yo Japan! #BOOM!
@Richard_III: Okay, no more fancy talk. I really need that fucking horse. #fml
@Jimmy_Hoffa: Gonna tour the new Giants Stadium that they’re building today. #nfl
@D_Crockett: Who builds something this size and doesn’t put in any backdoors? #stuck
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