Happy Yom Kippur, my knishes!!
Last night at sundown, Jews across the globe were moaning and atoning all over the place, as was I. Well…
I was moaning anyway, because I was stroking my shofar to this picture of this week’s IWS Babe of the Week…
Ah Yes…Bar Refaeli the Uber-Hot Israeli.
I would love her to go all IDF on me and smack me down like Palestinian troublemaker, and much like the Palestinians do, I would eat nothing but dirt if that’s what it would take to make peace with her.
Anyway…to all our Jewish friends we say Shalom, Mozel Tof, and here’s to Mizz Raefeli, the most Hebrewlicious woman in the world Bar none.
Last night at sundown, Jews across the globe were moaning and atoning all over the place, as was I. Well…
I was moaning anyway, because I was stroking my shofar to this picture of this week’s IWS Babe of the Week…
Ah Yes…Bar Refaeli the Uber-Hot Israeli.
I would love her to go all IDF on me and smack me down like Palestinian troublemaker, and much like the Palestinians do, I would eat nothing but dirt if that’s what it would take to make peace with her.
Anyway…to all our Jewish friends we say Shalom, Mozel Tof, and here’s to Mizz Raefeli, the most Hebrewlicious woman in the world Bar none.
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