Matt talksecundum…Jay talksecundum…You, listencadabra.
Matt: Howdy Mr. Man.
Jay: What’s going on?
Matt: Schmoop just got done watching the finale of Charmed. She had never seen the end the first go ‘round.
Jay: Charmed, eh? I’d like to charm Alyssa Milano, mmmmmmm.
Matt: I’m more of a Holly Marie-Combs kinda guy.
Jay: Pussy.
Matt: So…Oh shit…The funniest thing just happened.
Jay: What? Mitt Romney actually took an unwavering position on something?
Matt: Ha. No. Because Schmoop was watching Chramed, I went across the street to take pictures of the weeds growing at the abandoned hospital.
Jay: Ha!! That is wacky!! Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Matt: Shuddup…There’s this red-headed, Glock carrying Security chick standing guard, and she told me to quit taking pictures.
Jay: Was she hot?
Matt: No, she’s like 58, smokes Lucky Strikes, and may or may not have been born in Bulgaria.
Jay: Nope…that’s not hot.
Matt: Anyhoo, she said, “I don’t like you taking pictures. Taking pictures could get you shot.”
Jay: Ha…No shit, really?
Matt: Ha…Yes!!
Jay: We should have her on the show.
Matt: IKR? But anyway after a brief exchange and a few more pictures, I said to her, “Go to Hell, asshole.”
Jay: Incredible, and this all happened because you didn’t want to watch Charmed with Schmoop?
Matt: Yep…Serendipity Jayman…serendipity.
Jay: You need to write about this for Monday’s post.
Matt: Oh I will, and because of the power of IWS, those weeds will be gotten rid of.
Jay: We do nothing but good.
Matt: Damn straight.
Jay: Aight…I guess I’ll talk to you later on Twitter.
Matt: Dam right you will…Have a good one Jayman.
Jay: You too…bye.
(moments later the phone rings)
Matt: Yo Dawg!!
Jay: We forgot to talk about what we are going to talk about on Sunday’s show.
Matt: Oh shit…we did, didn’t we?
Jay: How about we do a weather show and talk about the weather; we always talk about it when we open any show anyway.
Matt: Good idea.
Jay: I think we are ready.
Matt: I believe you are right.
Jay and Matt: The Weather Show This Sunday!!
Jay: Later.
Matt: Later.
So there you have it this Sunday on IWS Jayman and I will be talking weather as only we can, which means of course, we will make it dirty.
You can join us live Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio, for the IWS Is It Hot Enough for Ya radio installment by clicking HERE.
Cheers!!
Matt: Howdy Mr. Man.
Matt: Schmoop just got done watching the finale of Charmed. She had never seen the end the first go ‘round.
Jay: Charmed, eh? I’d like to charm Alyssa Milano, mmmmmmm.
Matt: I’m more of a Holly Marie-Combs kinda guy.
Jay: Pussy.
Matt: So…Oh shit…The funniest thing just happened.
Jay: What? Mitt Romney actually took an unwavering position on something?
Matt: Ha. No. Because Schmoop was watching Chramed, I went across the street to take pictures of the weeds growing at the abandoned hospital.
Jay: Ha!! That is wacky!! Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Matt: Shuddup…There’s this red-headed, Glock carrying Security chick standing guard, and she told me to quit taking pictures.
Jay: Was she hot?
Matt: No, she’s like 58, smokes Lucky Strikes, and may or may not have been born in Bulgaria.
Jay: Nope…that’s not hot.
Matt: Anyhoo, she said, “I don’t like you taking pictures. Taking pictures could get you shot.”
Jay: Ha…No shit, really?
Matt: Ha…Yes!!
Jay: We should have her on the show.
Matt: IKR? But anyway after a brief exchange and a few more pictures, I said to her, “Go to Hell, asshole.”
Jay: Incredible, and this all happened because you didn’t want to watch Charmed with Schmoop?
Matt: Yep…Serendipity Jayman…serendipity.
Jay: You need to write about this for Monday’s post.
Matt: Oh I will, and because of the power of IWS, those weeds will be gotten rid of.
Jay: We do nothing but good.
Matt: Damn straight.
Jay: Aight…I guess I’ll talk to you later on Twitter.
Matt: Dam right you will…Have a good one Jayman.
Jay: You too…bye.
(moments later the phone rings)
Matt: Yo Dawg!!
Matt: Oh shit…we did, didn’t we?
Jay: How about we do a weather show and talk about the weather; we always talk about it when we open any show anyway.
Matt: Good idea.
Jay: I think we are ready.
Matt: I believe you are right.
Jay and Matt: The Weather Show This Sunday!!
Jay: Later.
Matt: Later.
So there you have it this Sunday on IWS Jayman and I will be talking weather as only we can, which means of course, we will make it dirty.
You can join us live Sunday at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio, for the IWS Is It Hot Enough for Ya radio installment by clicking HERE.
Cheers!!
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