Matt Said, Jay Said XLVI

Matt: Holaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jay: Cheers!
Matt: It’s opposite day!
Jay: Just mixing it up a bit.
Matt: How’s your ass?
Jay: Improving by the day.
Matt: That’s good. Gotta just be patient.
Jay: It all gets better little by little.
Matt: Wish that was true for everything.
Jay: Isn’t that the truth.
Matt: *sigh*
Jay: *sigh*

Jay: That show on Sunday w/ Carrie was freaking awesome.
Matt: It really was. Great show with a great guest.
Jay: Wish we had more time though.
Matt: I could have talked to her all day.
Jay: There were so many more questions that needed answers too.
Matt: Like “Is Paula Deen fun to party with?”
Jay: Exactly! And, “Do Ina and Jeffrey have a sex dungeon?”
Matt: Exa … Well, I don’t know if we need to know that one.
Jay: Well, maybe I’m the only one wondering that.
Matt: I’m guessing you are.
Jay: Still a great show and we actually acted like grownups.
Matt: We did even though SOMEONE didn’t think we could.
Jay: And it’s not like we weren’t tested either.
Matt: Damn right! We both let that “big salt lick” line go.
Jay: We sure as hell did.
Matt: Yeah, SOME PEOPLE probably still think we couldn’t do that.
Jay: People underestimate us all the time.
Matt: It’s our secret weapon.

Jay: So, “Hangover Show” this week?
Matt: Not only will we talk about it, I’ll be living it!
Jay: Sunday mornings are often tough.
Matt: Especially when one has Saturday off!
Jay: Oh dear God!
Matt: That’s right bitches!
Jay: This could be epic!
Matt: That’s my plan.
Jay: We’ll talk about epic parties and the resulting hangovers.
Matt: And hangover cures.
Jay: And hangover prevention.
Matt: And how to be considerate of others with hangovers.
Jay: And we’ll sing “Sunday Morning Coming Down”
Matt: I love that song.
Jay: Everyone should.
Matt: Of course, it’s Kris Kristofferson for God’s sake!
Jay: Kris is the man!
Matt: It would suck if he middle name was “Kevin.”
Jay: Ohhhhh … Yeah, that would be bad.
Matt: What is his middle name?
Jay: Wikipedia says he doesn’t have one.
Matt: A likely story.
Jay: Totally. His initials were probably “KKK.”
Matt: Yup. I bet he dropped the middle name.
Jay: Good move on his part.
Matt: He’s always been media savvy.
Jay: Okay then … Hangover Show?
Matt: Let’s do it.
Jay: Great, I’ll get started creating one right now.
Matt: Me too!

There ya go! The hilarity never ends around here. Be sure to tune into The Hangover Show on I’m With Stupid on Sunday at 12 Noon Eastern!