First Annual Babe Draft for Babe of the Week

In honor of this being NFL Draft weekend, the staff at IWS Media decided to hold our own special draft for Babe of the Week. Matt-Man and Jayman will draft their favorite celebrity babes.

The 2012 IWS Babe Draft is underway; Matt-Man is on the clock.

With my first pick, over which I thought LONG and HARD...well...at least hard, I chose a woman whose beauty transcends the space time continuum.  An actress with classic beauty who has appeared in movies such as Lost in Translation, The Avengers, and Iron Man 2...Mizz Scarlett Johannson

With is first pick, Jayman selects: Sofia Vergara! Sofia is best known as one of the stars of ABC’s hit comedy Modern Family, but she has been around for years. She is funny, smart and exotic and much, MUCH hotter today at almost 40 than she was in her 20’s!

Jayman made a great call there, and in order to counter Sofia's hotness, I am going with a babe who is not only hot, but smart as hell as well.  Adding a little color and a whole lot of "Oh Baby" to my selections, I pick MSNBC's own Tamron Hall!!

With his second pick, Jayman selects: Penelope Cruz! Penelope is an Academy Award winning actress who can also sing and dance. She speaks (more or less) five languages, is smart, driven and smoldering hot.

Most people think that I can't make the play for the Latina chick....Ho, ho,ho, and ole my friends.  With my third pick of this smoldering draft, I choose the Colombian babe who is an international music sensation and plays, guitar, harmonica, drums, and has an IQ of 140...Shakira!!

With his third pick, Jayman selects: Rashida Jones! Just because Matt-Man doesn’t know who Rashida is, doesn’t mean she isn’t a star. One of the stars of The Office and Parks and Recreation is the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Liption, so she comes by her combination of beauty and talent honestly.

I didn't know who Rashida Jones was, but oh yeah I do now, and I finish my draft selections with a similar pick.  Few here in the States know who she is, but she is Iranian born model and current Queen of all things Danish, Heidi Zadeh.  I would love to make a humus and havarti sandwich out of her...

With his fourth and final pick, Jayman selects: Jamie Chung! Probably a surprising pick, but Jamie is an up and coming star. She was first introduced to us on MTV’s Real World: San Diego. Since those days Jamie has done several TV shows and movies such as Sucker Punch. She currently has four movies in production and she is every bit as sweet and intelligent (she studied economics at Cal-Riverside) as she is sexy.

And there you have it.  The Official IWS Babe Draft of 2012!!

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Cheers and Hola!!

Why Latinas Rock

Hola Amigos and Amigas! Earlier this week we had a couple of great discussions here on the blog. First, I explained to the world why Asian Chicks Rule. Then Dim did his best to tell us why he loves White Chicks. Well, today I’m here to sing the praises of Latinas!

Here’s why Latinas rock:

They Can Dance:  I got news for you guys. Shakira and Jennifer Lopez are the rule and not the exception when it comes to Latin babes. These girls were born shimmying. Have you ever noticed how they can shake their hips AND NOTHING ELSE? These are the kinds of things I notice often.  And let me tell, that kind of rhythm, flexibility and high energy is very exciting.

They Can Cook:  Latin food is the BOMB! I’m not talking about the bastardized Mexican or Latin foods you find in the US. Or even that “Southwestern” crap. I’m talking about the real stuff. And once you have real Latin food, you don’t bother with the fake crap anymore. I have a friend who told her mother that she at Mexican food every day for a week. Her mother asked “Who could eat Mexican food every single day?” Her reply was “Mexicans?” Ha! Yeah, Mexicans and me!

They’re Feisty. Latinas don’t put up with our shit. Once they’ve had enough, they let you know loudly and forcefully. They stomp around the house. They yell. They scream. They kick things. They yell at you in Spanish. They yell at you in English. They mix English and Spanish. And you know what? THAT is very exciting too.

They’re Exotic and Voluptuous: Latinas come in many different shades and sizes. They can range from very petite to very curvaceous. They, like Asians, have beautiful dark hair and smoldering dark eyes. But, Latinas usually have some junk in the trunk. And let me tell ya, they know how to work it! Just watching Latinas walking around, giggling and shaking, is almost more than I can take.  

They’re Friendly and Outgoing: Latinas have a great sense of humor and are very funny. In fact, they probably lead the world in unintentional funniness. Maybe it’s the way they say things, but sometimes even when they’re not trying they just crack me up. Also, they’re very accepting of everyone not snobbish at all. They consider everyone their friend until proven otherwise. On top of that, they’re always ready for a good social outing where they can talk, eat, dance and just be themselves and have a good time. Their great attitude towards life and general friendliness usually makes them the life of the party.

So, as you can see, when talking about awesome chicks, you can hardly go wrong with Latinas. They are the perfect combination of hotness, smarts and personality. And, anytime you go to any kind of social gathering and see some Latinas there, you know it’s gonna be a fun night! Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Jayman
jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS

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In other news, what would cause a smoking hawt, young Jewish girl to feel the need to duck into a closet and call into the “Hoodies and Skittles” episode of I’m With Stupid? Could it have been our discussion of Geraldo Rivera’s idiocy? How ‘bout Matt-Man’s impressions of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Or was it our clever and witty “Molotov Mocktails?”

Well, you’ll just have to listen to the EPIC show from Wednesday and find out!

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State fo the Union Insta-Analysis

Hola y’all and welcome to my expert analysis of the State of the Union address. I’ll be firing away at the O-Man throughout the speech and then post this raw and unedited. Well, I might edit it some, but I won’t change my reactions to the idiotic things Obama is going to say.

Also, it’s my understanding that Indian Governor Mitch Daniels will be giving the Republican Response tonight. I won’t include him since I get to make fun of republicans three times a week when they debate. But, I will say I’m so happy that Newt’s success has allowed Gov. Daniels to make a comeback and forced everyone to go back to pretending he’s not a fucking weirdo.

Okay, everyone’s in the building! LET’S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Ahem. He’s taking his time getting to the podium. I guess I’ll have another beer.

Whoa! That wasn’t a “FRIENDZONE” hug he just gave Gabby Giffords.

John Boehner is still the darkest man in the room.

Okay, here we go.  … DRINK!!

I honestly thought there was at least an outside chance Obama would show up wearing a glittery jacket and just do lounge songs. No such luck. Apparently he’s gonna be all serious about this shit.

The State of the Union is? … Strong? Not fucking hardly dude.

Opening by praising the military and reminding everyone he had Bin Laden killed. If you don’t applaud you hate America more than Obama does.

“An economy built to last, where hard work pays off, and responsibility is rewarded.” – Pfffffft. Yeah right.

“… a blueprint for an economy that’s built to last – an economy built on American manufacturing, American energy, skills for American workers, and a renewal of American values.”– Yeah, I think that horse has already left the barn buddy.

I’m glad I didn’t tell you guys to drink every time he uses the word “responsibility.” That would have been down-right irresponsible of me.

Lots of talk of “tax equity.” It’s almost as if he expects to run against Romney in the fall.

I wonder if any republican will use the words “Class Warfare” to describe Obama’s speech.

If I ever attend a SotU I’m going to bring a laser pointer with me to see if I can freak out the Secret Service.

Let’s break for a little song and dance routine from Shakira…

General Moters is #1 again and Mitt Romney is a big fat poopy head!

“What’s happening in Detroit can happy anywhere. Cleveland. Pittsburgh.” – IT ALREADY HAS!!

We’re still talking about the auto industry. We get it. You got one right. Thanks. Let’s move on.

A Trade Enforcement Unit! We’re gonna let China have it! Finally. Maybe. We’ll see.

1^st Human Interest Story: “Jayman is a guy who is fast becoming a HUGE internet celebrity, yet he still has no groupies. My administration will NOT LET THIS STAND! We’re going to assign some of the daughters of legal age of Newt and Bill Clinton’s groupies to him. It’s only fair.”

“Unemployment, Reemployment, ME-employment.”

If we had done something about immigration reform when we should have, Mitt Romney’s family never would have moved here from Mexico! 

John Kerry looks like our economy!

“Blah, blah, blah … Energy strategy.” Yeah, yeah whatever. Justified comes on in 20 minutes. Pick up the pace.

Transportation projects! Does this mean his going to fix my car?

Oh great. Now he wants to fix the mortgage crisis that he could have fixed already but caved to both dems and repubs in ’09 on fixing the bankruptcy bill.

Obama keeps saying he “won’t go back.” That’s great, but he isn’t going forward either.

Joe Biden either has a cold and keeps eating lozenges or he has a very serious Vicodin habit.

The debt, taxes and other shit. I’m not gonna lie. I’m running out of energy here.

Sorry, I had to take a break to give Christine O’Donnell some shit on Twitter.

Now, it’s mostly “republicans suck.” I forget, is this an election year?

“You can call it ‘Class Warfare’ all you want.” – GOP response: You’re on!

How fucking long is this speech? GAWD!

Has Obama updated us on Demi Moore’s condition?

IRAN!!

ISRAEL!!

And yeah, that’s pretty much it. More military is great, America is great stuff you’ve heard before and will again. Okay, that’s it, I’m going to watch Justified now. Thanks!

Jayman
email: jayman3768@gmail.com
twitter: @Jayman_IWS