Matt rozmowy, Jay rozmowy, You słuchać.
Matt: “Hell? Yes? Who the hell is this? This is a private number asshole.”
Jay: “Korean Wocket go BOOM!”
Matt: “That’s offensive and not funny.”
Jay: “It was named the ‘Newt Gingrich.’”
Matt: “That’s mildly amusing.”
Jay: “The Bobby Petrino?”
Matt: “Umm …. No, go with the ‘Newt.’”
Jay: “Okay, I trust your comedy judgment.”
Matt: “I’m a professional.”
Jay: “Korean Wocket go BOOM!”
Matt: “That’s offensive and not funny.”
Jay: “It was named the ‘Newt Gingrich.’”
Matt: “That’s mildly amusing.”
Jay: “The Bobby Petrino?”
Matt: “Umm …. No, go with the ‘Newt.’”
Jay: “Okay, I trust your comedy judgment.”
Matt: “I’m a professional.”
Jay: "At all times!"
Jay: “OOOOOO”
Matt: “What?”
Jay: “I just got poked by Jo!”
Matt: “Really? Was it exciting?”
Jay: “Oh YEAHHHHH!”
Matt: “Did you poke her back?”
Jay: “Aggressively”
Matt: “Did she poke back?”
Jay: “Oh yeah! She just did!”
Matt: “This is hot. I’m gonna need a cigarette.”
Jay: “So am I!”
Matt: “Did you poke back again.”
Jay: “I’m not gonna talk about it.”
Matt: “Why?”
Jay: “Cause you’re creeping me out dude.”
Matt: "Pfffft. You know you like me creepy."
Matt: “What?”
Jay: “I just got poked by Jo!”
Matt: “Really? Was it exciting?”
Jay: “Oh YEAHHHHH!”
Matt: “Did you poke her back?”
Jay: “Aggressively”
Matt: “Did she poke back?”
Jay: “Oh yeah! She just did!”
Matt: “This is hot. I’m gonna need a cigarette.”
Jay: “So am I!”
Matt: “Did you poke back again.”
Jay: “I’m not gonna talk about it.”
Matt: “Why?”
Jay: “Cause you’re creeping me out dude.”
Matt: "Pfffft. You know you like me creepy."
Matt: “We have freshly toasted Subway Sandwiches chilling in the fridge”
Jay: “That’s just odd.”
Matt: “Subway? No, it’s delicious.”
Jay: “No, not Subway, the way you chill your dinner.”
Matt: “That’s completely normal.”
Jay: “Do you ever eat hot foods?”
Matt: “Yes, we microwave it to heat it up.”
Jay: “So you cook it, chill it, and then microwave it?”
Matt: “You’re being very judgmental of our dining habits.”
Jay: “Nooooooo. I just find you fascinating.”
Matt: “I'm Matt Mahoney dammit, and I like to reheat my food!!”
Jay: “Dude. It’s okay. A little weird, but you can do that. This is America dammit!”
Jay: “That’s just odd.”
Matt: “Subway? No, it’s delicious.”
Jay: “No, not Subway, the way you chill your dinner.”
Matt: “That’s completely normal.”
Jay: “Do you ever eat hot foods?”
Matt: “Yes, we microwave it to heat it up.”
Jay: “So you cook it, chill it, and then microwave it?”
Matt: “You’re being very judgmental of our dining habits.”
Jay: “Nooooooo. I just find you fascinating.”
Matt: “I'm Matt Mahoney dammit, and I like to reheat my food!!”
Jay: “Dude. It’s okay. A little weird, but you can do that. This is America dammit!”
Jay: “So Local News Show on Sunday?”
Matt: “I already have some fascinating stories from the paper for us.”
Jay: “Cool, I have a pile of ‘em too”
Matt: “There’s so much shit going down here all the time, it’s ridiculous.”
Jay: “Oh same here. It’s a freaking madhouse for such a small town.”
Matt: “We’ll give people a little bit of taste of what it’s like here.”
Jay: “They’ll be charmed.”
Mat: “Well, we’re already damn charming.”
Jay: “True dat.”
Matt: “I already have some fascinating stories from the paper for us.”
Jay: “Cool, I have a pile of ‘em too”
Matt: “There’s so much shit going down here all the time, it’s ridiculous.”
Jay: “Oh same here. It’s a freaking madhouse for such a small town.”
Matt: “We’ll give people a little bit of taste of what it’s like here.”
Jay: “They’ll be charmed.”
Mat: “Well, we’re already damn charming.”
Jay: “True dat.”
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