Matt sgyrsiau, Jay sgyrsiau, You gwrando.
Matt: “The Rooster is in the hen house.”
Jay: “The wet bird flies at night.”
Matt: “The hay is in the barn.”
Jay: “The dishwasher has been filled.”
Matt: “What?”
Jay: “What what?”
Matt: “The dishwasher?”
Jay: “What dishwaser?”
Matt: “The one you said is filled. I never heard that one.”
Jay: “I’m unaware of any such dishwasher, filled or otherwise.”
Matt: “Exterminate with extreme prejudice.”
Jay: “That dude was creepy.”
Matt: “He still gives me nightmares.”
Jay: “The wet bird flies at night.”
Matt: “The hay is in the barn.”
Jay: “The dishwasher has been filled.”
Matt: “What?”
Jay: “What what?”
Matt: “The dishwasher?”
Jay: “What dishwaser?”
Matt: “The one you said is filled. I never heard that one.”
Jay: “I’m unaware of any such dishwasher, filled or otherwise.”
Matt: “Exterminate with extreme prejudice.”
Jay: “That dude was creepy.”
Matt: “He still gives me nightmares.”
Matt: “So what was for dinner?”
Jay: “Chili dogs!”
Matt: “Nice. How were they?”
Jay: “Explosive!”
Matt: “Ha! Just as you said that Schmoop warned me that the beans are spicy tonight.”
Jay: “That’s awesome. Save some for lunch right before work tomorrow.”
Matt: “Oh I don’t need to. They linger.”
Jay: “How can I help you? ... pfffffffft”
Matt: “Ice? .... Ppffffffffft .... Sure.”
Jay: “Here’s your change. Take this witcha pffffffft.”
Matt: “Hey kid, roll the window down. Now, pull Uncle Matty’s finger.”
Jay: "HA! And people call us immature!"
Matt: "IKR?! I just don't see it."
Jay: “Chili dogs!”
Matt: “Nice. How were they?”
Jay: “Explosive!”
Matt: “Ha! Just as you said that Schmoop warned me that the beans are spicy tonight.”
Jay: “That’s awesome. Save some for lunch right before work tomorrow.”
Matt: “Oh I don’t need to. They linger.”
Jay: “How can I help you? ... pfffffffft”
Matt: “Ice? .... Ppffffffffft .... Sure.”
Jay: “Here’s your change. Take this witcha pffffffft.”
Matt: “Hey kid, roll the window down. Now, pull Uncle Matty’s finger.”
Jay: "HA! And people call us immature!"
Matt: "IKR?! I just don't see it."
Jay: “We need a show topic for Sunday.”
Matt: “I was thinking “Why Do They Hate Us.”
Jay: “Well, that’s not bad.”
Matt: “You don’t like it?”
Jay: “Well, they don’t really hate ME.”
Matt: “I’m starting to.”
Jay: “But people don’t hate us.”
Matt: “Okay, live in your fantasy world. Something else then.”
Jay: “Not sure what it should be.”
Matt: “I was thinking “Why Do They Hate Us.”
Jay: “Well, that’s not bad.”
Matt: “You don’t like it?”
Jay: “Well, they don’t really hate ME.”
Matt: “I’m starting to.”
Jay: “But people don’t hate us.”
Matt: “Okay, live in your fantasy world. Something else then.”
Jay: “Not sure what it should be.”
Matt: “How bout how grumpy we’re getting as we get older.”
Jay: “Oh I like that! Just rant about stuff pissing off.”
Matt: “We need a longer show.”
Jay: “Hell, we could do this every single week.”
Matt: “I wouldn’t ever run out of stuff.”
Jay: “We can call it “Grumpy Old Men.”
Matt: “Middle Aged Men”
Jay: “Yeah, that’s more accurate.”
Matt: “Right, because I’m thinking of getting some gold chains.”
Jay: “And a Corvette.”
Matt: “There’s goes a motorcycle. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!”
Jay: “Ha! Get off my lawn!”
Matt: “Oh that should be the name of the show!”
Jay: “Perfect!”
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